Metal band name story?

I like to use band names to form sentences that are incredibly ridiculous, so I figured I'd share one... or two...

As I Lay Dying, I realised that soon All that Remains Between the Buried and Me is a few feet. My Darkest Hour began as I fell From a Second Story Window, and there's no Dillinger Escape Plan for death.

Now you try!

Very nice ^ I can't top that, but I will add to it:

Well, I am no Saint or Demon Hunter, you can ask my Bride, but she told me that my Redeemer had provided Deliverance , and in that, I am a Believer.