Lich King!!!!!!!!!!

from their myspace:

"Once upon a time, Thor and He-Man were fighting. He-Man swung his sword
of power and Thor met it with Mjolnir, his mighty hammer. The resulting
lightningstorm killed them both, but from the blood and ozone and
blackened bits of bone a new band was born. This would be the greatest
thrash metal band in history. This is their tale. Then they wrote some
songs and stuff, casting their spell upon the altar of steel. Gary Holt
took a listen and his ears burst into flame. Billy Milano began weeping
as he listened, and he threw himself from a bridge in despair. Jeff
Hanneman listened to BUT ONE Lich King song and shook his head, then
broke his guitar over one knee. He walked into a Staples and began
filling out an application.
Sadly, the fans of Lich King are few, as the music is so ferocious and
primal that it boils the brain and sends a potential listener to
valhalla with but a few tasty riffs. The lesson to be learned is that
listening to Lich King will kill you... so don't do it."

THIS is what the "new generation" of thrash bands should be paying attention to.....this is what Slayer would sound like if they were fronted by a comedian.....

Thrash with a sense of humor. Sounds very good. Here is the link:

http://www.myspace.com/lichkingband