New board!

[MetalH]

So I decided to make my own board for fun. Let me know what you think. I'm open to any and all suggestions. I want to do some cool stuff here, so let me know what you like and don't like. Anything goes!

[BackFromTheDawn]

goat sacrifices

[MetalH]

*builds an altar*

*sacrifices goat*

*makes a goat sandwich and consumes*

[BackFromTheDawn]

you've gotta eat the whole animal...or you're a communist

[Tall Tyrion]

Have you guys ever had goat? I much prefer pork. I call for a pig sacrifice!

[MetalH]

I've been accused of being communist on the other board. Fun times. Let's have some pork sandwiches too!

[BackFromTheDawn]

Not exactly what I call kosher

[MetalH]

Then what would you call kosher?

*eats a hotdog*

[DoomRyder of Cheesy Songs]

Since I am surrounded by Vegans in real life, do you have a vegetarian goat meat substitute available?

[MetalH]

It's made of soy beans and horse hooves.

[Black Rider]

I think it'd be cool if you paid us. I know you're independently wealthy.

[MetalH]

I am. I've been selling vegan goat meat to make a living, and now I'm a millionaire. The salary for an admin job here is... Well, I pay you in goat... droppings.

[DoomRyder of Cheesy Songs]

You are a millionaire?

(Doom Ryder quickly grabs his cell phone to call the Obama campaign to get them to come over and extort money from MetalH so that MetalH can be patriotic).

[MetalH]

If he looks at me like he looks in your avatar.... My knees will buckle and my wallet open.

[DoomRyder of Cheesy Songs]

I'm having them send over Michelle just in case.

[MetalH]

Nooooo not her... Please! I'll do anything! Here's 100,000 for the campaign!!!!

[L8T]

It's made of soy beans and horse hooves.

ONLY if they are organic soy beans!!

[MetalH]

Organic soy beans of course..... They came out of the dirt Isn't that what organic means?

[L8T]

They came out of the dirt Isn't that what organic means?

No, actually. I have had this discussion before, with more "serious" and more "invested" peeps.....

Organic means NO pesticides, basically. Their fields look like weeds, and I know, cause' there is an "organic" farmer just up the road from where I live, and I know someone who grows organic garlic also, and sells it that way to interested parties.

I work with peeps that ONLY drink organic soy milk, but can't tell you what that means. BTW, got nothing against it, just really don't care, personally, at this time. I wish all of them, producer and consumer the very best.

Anywho...knock yourself out....if you want to.

[MetalH]

I was just messin' around lol... But your post was quite informative. If the "all natural" stuff wasn't so expensive, I'd probably buy and eat that instead.

I still I'll not knock myself out... That's no fun.

[exo]

Hey, I've even seen organic WATER!!!! it's Kosher, too!

[MetalH]

Wow. Doesn't organic water ceom straight out of the ocean into a bottle? Sea creatures and all?

[Ender]

Lamb.

[exo]

I don't know exactly how to respond to that........i'll got out on a limb and say "Lion".

[MetalH]

Goats perhaps?

[BackFromTheDawn]

You say Lamb, I say curry

[MetalH]

Mmmmmmm.. Curry. And goats.

[exo]

Goats perhaps?

After having seen a certain infamous picture, one does not mention that animal in the plurals anymore.

[MetalH]