My vacuum cleaner doesn't suck...

..the way I want it to. Umm..... So I decided to
do a few chores before I go into work tonight. When I use my vacuum it
just makes the little pieces of stuff on the floor hop around, and
doesn't actually suck up very much. Ok, so I payed $100 for it at
Wal-Mart. That might be the problem. I checked all the tubes and the
belt. All working. I'm thinking it's time to invest in a better vacuum.

So I know this post is completely pointless, but I don't care.

I ate garlic and parmesan chips 2 hours ago!

I ate Carl's Jr. 2 hours ago. Oh yeah, I've got major onion breath.

Dude, we're still using the $35 dirt devil we bought at wally world 2 years ago.....works just fine, but we've also only got carpet in about 30% of the house.....

Ugh, there's a ton of carpet in my house. I managed to get it clean enough.. But deep down I know it's still filthy.

Deep down, you know you like it filthy.

Deep down.... That bacon.... Woah.

Aaaaaaaand that'll probably be all from Bryan today folks.....he's waist deep in bacon, if you know what I mean

Vacuums shouldn't have to cost hundreds of dollars. Ours works ok but overheats every 10 minutes. Man, the ones I grew up with may have weighed a ton but they worked and they lasted.